Archive for March, 2006

Hey baby, can I park my bus in your garage?

Sunday, March 5th, 2006

And you thought Muni only employed one pimp.
This picture was taken outside the Woods operating division Muni building at 22nd street and Pennsylvania.

Now, I realize it’s a bad picture, but if you look at the license plate of this Muni employee’s car you’ll notice that it reads GSMOOTH. Fuck yeah.
What does this picture […]

Q: What does Muni have in common with a stripper?

Saturday, March 4th, 2006

A: It’s easier to stick the dollar bill in the slot if you fold it lengthwise.
Buh duh bum ching! I’ll be here all week. You can use that one if you want.

For those of you who don’t know, if you’re trying to pay your bus fare with a dollar bill it really does work a […]