It’s official - Muni has begun it’s master plan of eugenics, evidenced by the recent deaths of two San Francisco citizens within the past two weeks. Recently Muni has claimed the lives of a 64 year-old man and a 56 year-old asian woman. Clearly Muni plans to wipe out the elderly and minority populations of […]
All right bitches. Enough. You sound like a bunch of whining pussies. I’ve been silently taking your abuse for long enough, now it’s time to retaliate with some words of my own.
What the hell do you want from me, a transportation system that’s extensive and efficient? Move to New York, retard. This is Cali, and […]
Dear sir, yes you, the jackass throwing the wrapper from your stank-ass sandwich out the window of the bus. In case you didn’t realize… in case you were dropped on your head as a child… in case you’re blind or just too drunk to see straight… in case your tripping, cracked-out, stoned, ghetto ass […]
“You better shut up or I’m gonna beat your ass”
Said not by one bum to another or one punk kid to another, but rather by a young mother to her squirming 4 year old on the 49. Model parenting. Good work. Of course this is right after the mother snuck onto the back of the […]
Quote of the night:
“Jail makes you so fat. That’s what I hate.”
-fat-ass drunk woman stumbling down the 48 bus
Yes, that’s exactly what sucks about jail. It makes you fat. Nevermind the whole loss of freedom thing and getting shived in the exercise yard. The “inmate 15″ is what really sucks.
And good job being drunk […]
Woman pinned beneath Muni bus dies
I propose a new rule/game for Muni. It’s called the Muni Hat Trick. It’s really fun and will involve prizes for the winners. Here’s how you play:
Stand outside and wait for Muni
Bonus points if you’re waiting in the rain
Wait for 1 bus on your line to pass you going the opposite direction
Wait for a second […]
Had a grand ol time trying to get from Nob Hill back to the Mission on Saturday. Ended up waiting 40 minutes for the 27 to show up. During the course of my wait I saw no less 5 people give up hope of the bus ever arriving and just wander off after waiting 20 […]
Within 2 days of launching we’re getting links and shit. Check it out:
Thanks SFist.
And yes, that is a screenshot of a blog post with a screenshot of a blog post. Now if only someone takes a screenshot of this and posts a blog entry we can continue the screenshot-blog-screenshot cycle ad infinitum.
And we just hit […]
So everyday I take the 48 line down to the Caltrain and then back home. Doug has already mentioned the joys of going to the Caltrain on the 48. Let me just mention one of the particular joys of the return oddessy. Muni has a service station/branch office/whatever the fuck directly across from […]