Archive for the 'Ghetto Shit' Category

Hey baby, can I park my bus in your garage?

Sunday, March 5th, 2006

And you thought Muni only employed one pimp.
This picture was taken outside the Woods operating division Muni building at 22nd street and Pennsylvania.

Now, I realize it’s a bad picture, but if you look at the license plate of this Muni employee’s car you’ll notice that it reads GSMOOTH. Fuck yeah.
What does this picture […]

Popped My Cherry

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006

Well it happened…New Years Eve of course. Drunk in the back of a MUNI bus. So typical. After all the anticipation, the event itself felt sort of hollow. I expected more. This isn’t the blog of some 15 year old angst ridden girl, so no I didn’t just lose my virginity. (Kate P took […]

Hey Asshole

Tuesday, December 13th, 2005

Dear sir, yes you, the jackass throwing the wrapper from your stank-ass sandwich out the window of the bus. In case you didn’t realize… in case you were dropped on your head as a child… in case you’re blind or just too drunk to see straight… in case your tripping, cracked-out, stoned, ghetto ass […]

More Quotes

Saturday, December 10th, 2005

“You better shut up or I’m gonna beat your ass”
Said not by one bum to another or one punk kid to another, but rather by a young mother to her squirming 4 year old on the 49. Model parenting. Good work. Of course this is right after the mother snuck onto the back of the […]

Jail makes you fat

Friday, December 9th, 2005

Quote of the night:
“Jail makes you so fat. That’s what I hate.”
-fat-ass drunk woman stumbling down the 48 bus
Yes, that’s exactly what sucks about jail. It makes you fat. Nevermind the whole loss of freedom thing and getting shived in the exercise yard. The “inmate 15″ is what really sucks.
And good job being drunk […]