Archive for the 'Drunks' Category

Bay to Breakers Pictures!

Monday, May 22nd, 2006

What an epic day. The Municide bus was on a rampage during Bay to Breakers 2006, painting the streets of San Francisco in blood. Our bus got plenty of laughs, a few looks of disgust, and a ton of “you guys are just sick” comments. Hey, it’s funny because it’s true.
In true Muni style […]

Good Samaritan

Wednesday, February 15th, 2006

My Saturday night ended, as it does all to often, with me waiting drunk at a random bus stop along Van Ness hoping the 90 Owl bus shows up sometime in the next 40 minutes. Though this times things were slightly different. Rather then sitting in the MUNI provided bus enclosure, I decided it was […]

Jail makes you fat

Friday, December 9th, 2005

Quote of the night:
“Jail makes you so fat. That’s what I hate.”
-fat-ass drunk woman stumbling down the 48 bus
Yes, that’s exactly what sucks about jail. It makes you fat. Nevermind the whole loss of freedom thing and getting shived in the exercise yard. The “inmate 15″ is what really sucks.
And good job being drunk […]