Archive for the 'Muni Hates You' Category

3 Buses, 90 minutes, and a bunch of pissed off people

Monday, April 3rd, 2006

Edit: accidently posted my draft filled with typos. i suck. oh well
Well its been awhile since my last post. Doug got a car, so no more daily commute for me. Plus my weekend and owl trips have been pretty tame. I’ve really just haven’t had much to write about. Thankfully this weekend the MUNI gods […]

Muni kills another pedestrian in crosswalk

Thursday, January 26th, 2006

No fucking way.
A mere 5 weeks after Muni finished its last rampage, which ended in the deaths of two pedestrians in December, Muni’s back at it again. You thought I was kidding when I said Muni had a master eugenics plan. You chuckled when I claimed Muni would just keep killing San Francisco pedestrians. And […]

Muni responsible for 15% of pedestrian deaths in 2005

Tuesday, January 17th, 2006

According to the SF Examiner, there were 13 pedestrian deaths in 2005. Muni managed to contribute 2 bodies to the total count, which means they are responsible for 15.4% of all dead pedestrians in San Francisco during the 2005 calendar year.
In 2004 there were 21 pedestrian deaths. I’m assuming Muni managed to not kill […]

Muni goes ahead with eugenics plan

Monday, December 19th, 2005

It’s official - Muni has begun it’s master plan of eugenics, evidenced by the recent deaths of two San Francisco citizens within the past two weeks. Recently Muni has claimed the lives of a 64 year-old man and a 56 year-old asian woman. Clearly Muni plans to wipe out the elderly and minority populations of […]

Muni Blogs Back

Friday, December 16th, 2005

All right bitches. Enough. You sound like a bunch of whining pussies. I’ve been silently taking your abuse for long enough, now it’s time to retaliate with some words of my own.
What the hell do you want from me, a transportation system that’s extensive and efficient? Move to New York, retard. This is Cali, and […]

Another Reason to Avoid the 27

Monday, December 5th, 2005

Woman pinned beneath Muni bus dies